The Hair Comes Next

Okay...i've been informed by a kindly reader (there's only one of you that I know of) that "Whistling preceeds long hair growth out of the nose." Great news...add nose hair clippers to my budget.

More Syringes Needed

Okay, so I work at a medical manufacturing company. I'm walking down the hallway and I see a box sitting outside an office door. The box is marked "backup syringes". What in the world is this about?

Okay...this is scary...when I breath, my nose has been whistling lately. I don't recall this ever happening, until just recently...i think this has something to do with my approaching fortieth birthday...i'm sure of that.